(via backseatkiss)
if you knew me when i was a weaboo i am so, so, so sorry
or a scene kid
or now
if you know me im just sorry in general
(via tentabulges)
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
(via corgay)
- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
woah nigga hold up
wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”
(via geromytime)
